Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning May 08, 2011

urban ditch

Short for urban dictionary.

"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"

by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009

AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

by CharEast February 04, 2008

ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide

"I think today is the day I'm ditching life."

by Bumble bee Angelique December 06, 2007

Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

by amywarhol April 21, 2011

Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 04, 2006

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 23, 2007