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pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!
Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!
by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018
mugGet the pot of crockmug.

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
mugGet the dutch crock-potmug.

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.
"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"
by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025
mugGet the Nepalese Crock-potmug.

upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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Rump in Crock

Rump in Crock: This is a group activity where every participant deficates in a warm ceramic pot. Once that step is complete, each person takes turns dipping their bottom end into the pot. Step three is to....Sniff your partners rump and take a guess at who’s poop occupies the majority of your partners rump.... the person who guesses correctly gets to eat the rest of the crock
Hey guys, Matt wants to play Rump in Crock because he missed out last time. He brought his own Crock and he’s ready to get rumped!
by Rump lover May 5, 2018
mugGet the Rump in Crockmug.

The Bon Crock

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock
by Bon Soc February 7, 2022
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Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.
"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"
by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019
mugGet the Cock n' Crocksmug.

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