a native australian animal who speaks coloquially, wears bumpkin clothes has a shit falcon and a tendancy towards bush pigs and star wars fanatics
by dallas aunger September 21, 2003
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by cacadonalds May 6, 2015
Get the Spank the wombat mug.Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.
Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.
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This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."
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by Sticky_Green September 18, 2021
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