The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.

by DearUniverse June 13, 2016

Nathan's Wedding

A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.

"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"

Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"

by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023

newcastle wedding

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

Jandal Wedding

The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.

Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.

by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010

abroad wedding

What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…

(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)

Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”

Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”

by SM302 February 12, 2023

Millinocket wedding

Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.

Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.

by Kramer719 October 8, 2020

Wedding gown

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

by JaaagMan December 31, 2011