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Val

Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero
Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!
by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022
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Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people
Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.
by xignotic April 14, 2025
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rumer and val

Rumer and Val are two names for people who are clumsy, weird, different but still know how to have fun.
Mackenzie: "Hey, who are those people?"
Samantha: "I think their names are Rumer and Val."
by Rv1624 March 14, 2017
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Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
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The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight
by The True English April 11, 2024
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Pulling a Val

Getting Kicked from a game by way of disconnection
Pulling a Val sucks when you are in the middle of a game
by SSSBTS March 13, 2021
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