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playing the trumpet

To make out profusely with another hardcore.
I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.
by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003
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Endorsing the Tramp Stamp

After having amazing and rough doggystyle sex with a hot female librarian with a lower back tatoo, you nut all over the tatoo. Before she can stand up or turn around, you full-force windmill slap the tatoo. If done correctly, she will crash through the floor, landing on your dining room table.
1. Did you hear what Jason did to Mrs. Abbott?!?!
2. Yeah, I heard his buddies walked in on him and that librarian; he endorsing the tramp stamp!!!!
1. and 2. HAHAHAHAAA!!!
by Pvt. Twitchy April 25, 2007
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Lady and the Tramp

A phenomenon in which the focus enjoyed by a domestic animal becomes preempted by a life event experienced by his or her owners. Particularly applicable in the case of a dog initially beloved by a married couple but later relegated to the position of second fiddle upon the birth of a first child, other variants may include single owners with new romantic relationships, owners accepting more demanding jobs, etc. Derived from the 1955 film Lady and the Tramp, the first mainstream picture to raise public awareness of the issue.
Homeowner #1: I wonder why Sally's dog has been barking so much lately.
Homeowner #2: Probably lonely, since Sally has been staying at her new boyfriend's every night.
Homeowner #1: Wow, that little floozy completely Lady and the Tramped her.

Jane: How is Winston doing these days?
Tom: Winston? Who's Winston?
Jane: Um... your dog?
Tom: ...?
Jane: The English bulldog you adopted seven years ago?
Tom: ...?
Jane: You always used to talk about him before you and Betty had the twins last year?
Tom: Oh, that's right! I think he's in the backyard. Or at the groomer's. I know I saw him when we left for the hospital. Or maybe it was the week before that...
by Jim Dear's Brother April 17, 2014
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The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.
The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.
by Numerati March 20, 2024
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The tramp

A sexual position when someone put there hand the back of a sofa as if they are looking for change like a tramp and they get there asshole fingered from behind
Me and this slag did the tramp last night and my asshole still hurts
by Big daddy reinhardt January 15, 2023
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Lady and the Tramp

When the vagina and the butt crack try to eat your panties at the same time
Jess: Man, when I woke up this morning I had wicked Lady and the Tramp.
Sarah: that's gross Jess.
by LostNRG October 24, 2020
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Lady and the Tramp Dick

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.
Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.
by Pupule September 2, 2022
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