TOOBIN

Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off

The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers

Noun : a nik name given to a penis

Im going to be toobin when my Zoom meeting commences

Meet my little friend named Toobin.

by SheilaD October 20, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating where and when other people can 'accidentally' see you... like on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin was fired for toobin' on a work Zoom call

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.

My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.

by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020

Toobin'

The act of masturbation while on a Zoom call with your camera is on, then later claiming that you thought your camera was muted.

Goddammit Jeff, you're fucking Toobin' in front of the director again

by YeetusMcDingus October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session

by Telmea Story October 20, 2020