scissor hands

when someone reaches for your smoke before you've offered it to them

Get your scissor scissor hands away from me

by RAMBOR0B June 8, 2009

scissors kissing

Lesbian sex act where one woman rubs her girlie parts / vagina against another woman's girlie parts vagina.

This causes their legs to look like scissors (if you are lucky enough to actually witness this act)

Also see clam bumping or clam bumper

Two men getting it on is disgusting and wrong but two girls scissors kissing is wholesome and natural.

by Runs with Scissors October 13, 2005

Safety Scissors

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.

"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."

by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009

Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

bumhole scissoring

Similar to normal scissoring; but with bumholes instead of vaginas.

Hey Kelly, fancy a touch of bumhole scissoring later?

by Toknee August 17, 2020

Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.

After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

Butt Scissoring

It's the same thing as lesbians scissoring, except rather than rubbing vaginas together, it's two men rubbing their buttholes together in a scissoring fashion.

Someone told me that Isaac and Tony were butt scissoring upstairs during the party last night.

by CLAPPINCH33KS13 September 15, 2021