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Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.
by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025
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reuben is a lying and manipulating fuck who has no shame on being a complete whore to every girl he meets because he got "attachement issues". he'll eventually get rid of you as soon as he gets bored of you.
"reuben stop ignoring me, i need love and affection"
REUBEN :"piss off"
by Sparkava June 17, 2024
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Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.
"AYO DID YOU SEE THAT?! REUBEN JUST DID A 360 MLG CLUTCH!"
by Noober2400 April 7, 2025
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.
"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"
by willzamn December 27, 2022
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Reuben, the ebony powerhouse with musical muscles! His irresistible charm and sexy beats echo through the air, commanding attention from all who dare to listen. With each bass drop, he shatters decibel records, yet his music resonates deep within our souls, leaving us craving for more of his electrifying tunes. Brace yourselves for an auditory rollercoaster ride, because Reuben is here to deliver bold melodies that will leave you begging for an encore!
“Have you heard that new song by reuben?, shits fire!”
by Big mon28768 October 1, 2023
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