California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.

Karli is always up for quaking your dial.

by Maya Padilla September 29, 2008

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 15, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Quaked

When something is absolutely bonkers in your mind to the point of it emitting a feeling of power in a good way, or when something is indescribably good and/or meaningful to someone.

Person 1: Bro why do you eat nesquik powder so much. There's no way that can't be healthy.

Person 2: Dog its just so good there is no words on god's green earth that can describe how fucking good this is.

Person 1: Ain't no way that shit is that good man.

Person 2: It is quaked my dog.

by moosewithmemes January 19, 2022

Quak

(Qu-ok) Quak is a word used as an insult

U are such a quak

by Orryanne September 25, 2023

hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it

*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake

by John da dude August 20, 2023