California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.

Karli is always up for quaking your dial.

by Maya Padilla September 29, 2008

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 15, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

Hannah Quake

An earthquake in Australia with a magnitude ranging between 2.3 - 4.8 which usually occurs when Bebahan(Hannah) uploads a beautiful or sexy new picture.

Australia experienced a Hannah quake today

by gzxy June 29, 2023

Quake

To fuck something up or an epic failure. A case of being un-clutch and also fucking up at the worst time possible.

"Nico misses a layup to win a basketball game at the park then the other team scores and wins"

His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"

by Bigdongguy69 September 9, 2018