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Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.
"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020
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platypus

A Green Day song of the album 'Nimrod' (released in 1997, track eight) The song is about hating someone because of something they did. Oh, its also an animal
Yooooo, did you see that song on the radio? platypus?
by grween dway March 2, 2025
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Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus
by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022
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Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.
1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024
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Parry The Platypus

Parry the Platypus/Parry is a blue platypus named Parry shown in the Disney Channel series "Phineas and Ferb". He is a secret detective that sneaks away from his owner, Phineas, every episode and tries to stop the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz from taking over the Tri-State Area with a new invention every episode. In every episode he is caught by Doofenshmirtz but then escapes by the end of the episode, and ruins Doofenshmirtz's evil plan.
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Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz
by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023
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Perry the Platypus

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,

HeRrRrRrRr.

He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,

(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,

(I said you can call him Agent P).

Agent P!
by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024
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