Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth February 28, 2016
Get the aqua ovariesmug. when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)
by hood08 October 11, 2008
Get the sweating her ovariesmug. another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition
by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017
Get the ovary juicemug. From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.
by queen_dtx April 25, 2024
Get the lazy ovarymug. by sociallyinept November 3, 2013
Get the ovaries-terroristmug. When a girl/female is on her Menstrual cycle/ period and it's her sarcasm saying that her ovaries are going to fall out
by Real words 11 September 1, 2017
Get the ovaries fall outmug. by Granny2020 April 28, 2024
Get the Ovary Positive (O+)mug.