Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?
Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.
Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.
Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.
Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.
Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.
by Jobin87 February 28, 2010
Get the Olympic-wagonermug. (1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.
A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.
(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
Get the Suffering Olympicsmug. A new age Hellenic polytheistic religion / philosophy where the Greek / Roman gods come from The Cosmos-not Earth, where logic / open-mindedness is an utmost important virtue and where a main point in life is to inspire humanity to clock The Kardashev Scale (to become closer to the gods).
In Cosmic Olympism, the gods created The Universe and Gaia gave birth to The Earth, (thereupon a part of her became it).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023
Get the Cosmic Olympismmug. by GermanShepherdOVO July 3, 2018
Get the Olympic Twistmug. Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.
"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.
by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019
Get the Shit Olympicsmug. by JRhinae August 16, 2016
Get the Olympics and Chillmug. Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D
by Chlo' November 22, 2010
Get the Nasal Olympicsmug.