Jack-Nelson

Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.

Jack-Nelson is a retard

by ShawnMendes#74 December 31, 2017

willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.

"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)

by Miles Murphy January 30, 2008

Judd Nelson

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.

by Captain//Fantastic August 31, 2006

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne November 16, 2008

Nelson Barber

a h3kt!C a$ mAl3 fr0M m3LbZ wH0 !$ M@ b3$T fR@@@@nD

Madame: Who's dat siqcunt hektic breww?
Courtney: Is Nelson Barber brew, he's h3kt!C a$

by yentruoc nnagcm October 24, 2010

Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.

I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly

by Marsotters November 14, 2020

B Nelson

To be narcissistic, another level of control, simple minded and abusive.

The guy who lost his wife to divorce was guilty of being a B Nelson

by Rickipedia September 28, 2020