Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.
Jack-Nelson is a retard
by ShawnMendes#74 December 31, 2017
Get the Jack-Nelsonmug. An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.
"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)
by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008
Get the willie nelsonmug. A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008
Get the Judd Nelsonmug. an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.
by rooanne March 30, 2009
Get the talee nelsonmug. A BIG FREAKING JERK WHO THINKS HES COOL BUT NOT AND ISNT AND IS MEAN AND SINGLE BUT CAN NEVER MINGLE LOL. WANT MORE? OKAY, HE THINKS HIS HAIR IS GOOD BUT GOD NO ITS HORRIBLE ITS LIKE UGH. HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS PLAY COOLMATH. HE 15 WITH 2 LITTLE MISTAKES, ALSO TRYING TO BE SOBER. AND GOOD LUCK TRYING TO PLAY APEX WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CANT EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT OR TO BUSY WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT. LOL. Isaiah Nelson approves this message:)
by kokobutter March 21, 2019
Get the Isaiah Nelsonmug. When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.
by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014
Get the sweaty nelsonmug. by patneslsossos March 7, 2023
Get the Patrick Nelsonmug.