Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Lawnmower

The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn

The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn

by Dhdve February 11, 2022

Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.

Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.

Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 23, 2024