Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗
Love you Jonathan
by Cheerislife36 January 4, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!
Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt
by Kulekidserdert June 13, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.
Dude, that guy's a Jonathan
by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. A warriors bandwagon
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
We all know that one Jonathan
by Applesause December 30, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.