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Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.
I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.
by CentralBeing December 19, 2023
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Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
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GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!
"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.
by yeehawturds December 10, 2021
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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Purity Guardian

/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
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