Gronk's BORG

Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass

2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing

3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:

A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"

B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers

C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and

convinced him to commit to LSU

4 Ice Spice: Female rapper

5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,

suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase

6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:

A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,

sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King

B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things

7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio

8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber

who shouted it during his training in a video

9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name

for the bodybuilding lifestyle

10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy

11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"

like an alpha of a wolf pack

12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,

lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist

13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"

in his rap song replying to haters

14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
by maga :3 January 02, 2024
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The Gronk

A character used in Russian folklore and found in ancient Egyptian stories.

A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.

A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.

Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.
1. Go to bed now, or the Gronk will come for you!

2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.

3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)

4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.
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gettin gronk

Living life to the fullest in a carefree manner, like a Big Kid without a care in the world. Partying on a whole Nother level. Having a Mutha Fuckin Hella Good Ass Time! "In Honor of the newly retired future Hall of Famer #87 from Beantown. " Y'all Already Know!
"Are y'all hittin da club up tonight? " "Shit we ain't hittin da club up. We tearin the Ass out that Bitch...We GETTIN GRONK IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA"!!!!!!!!!
by Jdilla March 25, 2019
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