Garlic

Doing something extraordinary, with perfection, exactly how you planned it.

Can be used in present, future or past tense.

Man 1: ......stripes his tee shot down the middle of the fairway

Man 2: “Wow, you really garlicked the shit out of that one”

Man 1: sends picture of son leaving hospital after beating Covid
Man 2: “he garliced right out of that fukkin hospital”

by MrCongeniality April 17, 2021

Garlic bread

Your mate's free use girlfriend who everyone gets a piece of.

"Yo wanna go share some garlic bread later?"

by Zamn Shes 12 August 20, 2025

Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020

garlic guz

A zesty pickle.

"Dude, i ate a garlic guz today."

by River Sprague February 19, 2012

Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.

Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!

by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.

I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019

wild garlic

A seasonal plant commonly used by chefs in cooking but randomly called out in chef pages by douchey chefs in attempts to appear humorous or in need of attention.

wild garlic

by beachedmango July 23, 2016