Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.
by DangleSighter September 11, 2011
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angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
by crispynitwit December 18, 2009
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dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.
Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon
by missing elements September 27, 2013
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Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person
1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"
by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009
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Dangling Nancy

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.
My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.
Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.
by BeeTleet August 19, 2014
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Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.
I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!
by Stitchking July 29, 2011
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