When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
by DangleSighter September 11, 2011

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.
by crispynitwit December 18, 2009

by missing elements September 27, 2013

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"
2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"
"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"
2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"
"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"
by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

by Stitchking July 29, 2011
