busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

something

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

by HaMufin December 29, 2021

Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.

"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."

by nealestrigga January 20, 2025

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 10, 2020

Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).

Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.

by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022