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Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such a Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
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pull a castro

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
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Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such an Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
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Edwin Castro

The winner of the historic $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot
Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.
by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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