Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 14, 2007

once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

by 76sixty March 3, 2008

Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shmelly brit

Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.

“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.”
“Nah I ain’t sam.”

by alyssamaria August 27, 2019

over britting

When you go way over the top delivering a speech, like Katie Britt in her rebuttal to the 2024 State of the Union Address.

OMG, settle down with the drama, you’re over britting it!

by Slambo66 March 8, 2024

Brit Lips

The lips of a British person, usually thin.

You'd be a great kisser if you didn't have major Brit Lips.

by lizia02 November 21, 2023

Brit Fucked

The act of an American getting screwed over in every, and any possible way by the UK. This can be anything from tedious paperwork, landlord exchanges and flat accommodations, to tuition, and especially to any kind of London public transportation interactions. Brits bending over Americans in the UK because they know they can and Americans can’t do anything about it. Basically saying No for no reason.

Tried to get a refund on my oyster card but per usual, just getting Brit fucked every which way.

by Toughdiddy April 26, 2022