Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools November 14, 2007

once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

by 76sixty March 3, 2008

ockert brits

An olympic pole vaulter from south africa. He's name is used in vain. Much like "Jesus Christ"

Ockert Brits bru!!

by Gerry Popoj March 22, 2009

lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

fil-brit

a fil-brit is a person who's half filipino and half british

oh, did you see that new girl? i heard that she's a fil-brit.

by banagoose October 29, 2015

Brit

Slang for “doctor” in florida

Person one:”ew I have a random bump on my arm”

Person two:”you should call Brit”

by 0DinoBoy0 December 29, 2019

Shmelly brit

Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.

“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.”
“Nah I ain’t sam.”

by alyssamaria August 27, 2019