The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.

I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.

by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Texan Swirl

when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura

can be taken with coffee for extra panache

"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."

by johnjo16 January 5, 2020

Texan tugging

The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole

Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight

We can't do that again dad will spank us

by TheRealAdamSandler June 27, 2020

Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.

Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020