Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.
by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025
Get the texan penguinmug. A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.
Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!
by Star Cadet February 20, 2019
Get the Texan Silveradomug. The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
Get the True Texanmug. Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.
I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.
by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024
Get the Texan Deadliftmug. When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018
Get the texan toquitomug. "today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023
Get the National kiss a Texan daymug. You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
Get the The Texan Teethermug.