by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021
Get the Teslamug. When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
by Otto Huan October 20, 2021
Get the Tesla-sweatsmug. The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑
by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021
Get the Tesla Sumnermug. The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.
by MilkyStar December 2, 2021
Get the Teslamug. by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024
Get the marble teslamug. A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019
Get the Tesla Samsmug. To simply put it, he was one of the greatest minds that ever lived. He developed the modern electrical system of alternating current, which powers much of the modern world. Tesla was an ethnic Serbian born in the Austro-Hungarian empire in 1856, and moved to the US in the late 1800s. He was also extremely asocial and reclusive, and is believed to have died a virgin.
Nikola Tesla may have been the smartest person to ever live, and certainly one of the most impactful on society.
by This is my handle okay July 6, 2025
Get the Nikola Teslamug.