Dic-Tater

A simple Halloween costume consisting of no pants, 5 inches of string and a single potato.

Joe: dude... love your dic-tater costume

Bob: Thanks, im a little cold...

Joe: Hope you didn't tie that string too tight...

by Thorhunter October 22, 2010

Tater Pig

A sausage link inserted into the core of a baked potato, which is then split down the middle and placed on some sort of a serving plate. Toppings are then placed on top of the potato/sausage combination. Toppings include but are not limited to: Sour Cream, Bacon Bits, Chives, Butter, Chili, Cheese, Salt and Pepper.

Often results in several hours spent on the porcelain throne 1-4 days after consuming.

Sold at State/County Fairs and similar events, also sold at the Twin Falls County Fair.

Burt: Dude, did you get yourself one of those tater pigs over there?

Freddy: No way man! I learned my lesson last year after I ate one and spent 4 hours on the john with explosive diarrhea.

Chuck: I spent all day yesterday drilling holes in potatoes, and stuffing them with sausages for the Tater Pig booth.

Bob: Brutal, I hope we sell them all so that your work doesn't go to waste.

by tfmagichords December 2, 2011

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

tater giant

the opposition of a tater tot, a tater giant is 2 to 3 times larger than a normal tater

Thats not a tater tot, thats a fuckin tater giant

by The Conninator August 5, 2007

Tater Totting

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato

"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"

by Forsberg July 23, 2012

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

tatering

The act of sitting outside from midafternoon until morning drinking, smoking, and dipping.

Tatering is the best way to spend a lazy day.

by Lancecooley January 11, 2014