Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister

by BiggieCheez May 16, 2022

Tater toss

Jumping or shaking your legs to move ones junk around in your pants .

I tater tossed , to remove my balls from sticking to my leg .

by Nicholas k krueger May 08, 2013

tater giant

the opposition of a tater tot, a tater giant is 2 to 3 times larger than a normal tater

Thats not a tater tot, thats a fuckin tater giant

by The Conninator August 04, 2007

Tater Totting

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato

"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"

by Forsberg July 24, 2012

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 23, 2013

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 25, 2009

tatering

The act of sitting outside from midafternoon until morning drinking, smoking, and dipping.

Tatering is the best way to spend a lazy day.

by Lancecooley January 12, 2014