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Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011
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Dic-Tater

A simple Halloween costume consisting of no pants, 5 inches of string and a single potato.
Joe: dude... love your dic-tater costume

Bob: Thanks, im a little cold...

Joe: Hope you didn't tie that string too tight...
by Thorhunter October 22, 2010
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tater giant

the opposition of a tater tot, a tater giant is 2 to 3 times larger than a normal tater
Thats not a tater tot, thats a fuckin tater giant
by The Conninator August 5, 2007
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Tater mashing

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.
by heynow21 January 22, 2013
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Tater Totting

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato
"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"
by Forsberg July 23, 2012
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dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009
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tatering

The act of sitting outside from midafternoon until morning drinking, smoking, and dipping.
Tatering is the best way to spend a lazy day.
by Lancecooley January 11, 2014
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