tail tape

Military term for toilet paper.

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.

by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020

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Tail whip

When you bump asses with a friend.

Why won’t tail whip me like you used to?

by Concludedspade November 7, 2020

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tail gone now

hehee

tail gone now ):

by mr beebo September 27, 2020

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Tail whip

A scooter/BMX trick. You jump and flick the bottom of your scooter or BMX around and land back on it.

Yo I just learned a tail whip!

by Skooterkid November 25, 2020

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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

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