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tab whore 

(hôr, hr)
n.
1.) A prostitute of your bar tab.
2.) Gets freebies like a chick.
2.)A person considered overly overt of taking advantage of you and your money.
3.)A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. (Tab whored, Tab whor·ing, Tab whores)
1.) To accept payment in exchange for nothing.(Like when a woman asks you to buy a drink)
2.)To compromise one's principles for personal gain by being too cheap to pay for anything.
3.)Also known as House-Cat
4.)A person who has no reservations about taking advantage of another person and there money.
"Billy! your an f-ing tab whore everytime we go out your always stiffing me on the tab. Nor, have i seen your cheap ass buy beer for poker night in the last century."
tab whore by Dave Nelson January 31, 2005
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Make a (guitar) tablature for a song. Loads of tablatures are found on the internet because they can be made with ASCII characters.
All rigggghhht! I tabbed out "Smells like teen spirit!"
Tab Out by TG February 5, 2005
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Tab Whore 

A dying breed of women addicted to Tab cola. In the 80's during the diet soda's heyday, these woman could be seen in sidewalk cafe's everywhere drinking out of the iconic pink can with a straw. They have been known to pull each others permed hair out over who got the last Tab. Tab Whores today have evolved in Diet Coke Whores and Diet Dr. Pepper Whores.
"Ashley, did you take the last Tab?"

"Yeah, sorry. I'm a Tab Whore."
Tab Whore by Dude Erodomy May 13, 2005

Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
Tab o' War by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Word of the Day on July 17, 2010

Tab leak 

The act of opening tabs while browsing the internet and then forgetting to close them, leading to an accumulation of open tabs over time.
A: Reading wikipedia is fun! I'm simultaneously learning about high-temperature superconductors, optical pumping of rubidium, the weierstrass function, and tetration!
B: Um, why do you have 48 tabs open?
A: Tab leak -.-
Tab leak by Muspi Merol December 6, 2010
The end of a used cigarette, often found floating in the botton of a urinal.
road sweeper... "busy sweeping up all these tab ends from all these damn smokers."
tab end by LDMaughan September 15, 2006

Tab Benoit 

A blues singer with the most awesome name in the entire world.
Cookie: I saw Thross and Tab Benoit in the same restuarant at the same time!!!
Johozaphat: Dude that's awesome
Tab Benoit by DudeoftheDay June 11, 2006