Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.
by manlystanly April 11, 2023

that wrapping paper is so swirliful!
by laredo national bank May 3, 2008

by Disarae April 24, 2023

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone stick their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.
by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)
Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024
