bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.

Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.

robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh

by skliwwa September 27, 2022

Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious

“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“

by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Survival Style

The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.

Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."

Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."

by Bsik November 16, 2011

Survival Nation

Buncha horny discord weaboo weirdos

You’re a Survival Nation Weaboo weirdo

by SumADeez July 16, 2022

State of Survival

A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.

Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023