when a guy invites two girls who he is trying to hook up with to the same party. instead of both girls getting offended and losing interest in the guy for attempting to have two dates, the girls become more attracted to the guy as they battle for his attention.
Damn, look at Jamie over there with natalie AND emily on either shoulder, meanwhile I'm standing here with my dick in my hand while my date is flirting with Nik." "Dude, I tried telling you, next time you gotta stir the pot.
by Loisaidas Ave. February 26, 2011

When a female enthusiastically and vigorously masturbates often with the assistance of a phallic object.
by The tinker stinker August 30, 2018

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009

by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

1) Rebelling against the rules in a given situation.
2) The act of starting problems with somebody and/or some people.
3) Using a spoon to whip up some dope shit
2) The act of starting problems with somebody and/or some people.
3) Using a spoon to whip up some dope shit
by CatEyes61 April 4, 2020

Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
by BloodyOxyness March 29, 2015

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.
by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014
