Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
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by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022
Get the starting soon mug.The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.
J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"
by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009
Get the scattling mug."Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."
by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011
Get the shatling mug.When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.
Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.
“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.
“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.
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