toothy starfish

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017

brazilian starfish

A style of pubic hair removal of the butthole region using wax and hot peppers, traditionally using the Brazilian starfish pepper.

"Hey becky I heard Jennifer got a Brazilian starfish for spring break, her butthole is still on fire"

by evvdogg May 11, 2018

Chocolate Starfish

A word use to describe a person's butt-hole that is dark or just uncleaned.

Jessica has the most disgusting chocolate starfish.

by zombiemau54 October 28, 2020

Chocolate starfish invader

A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)

He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know

by Chocolate licked October 13, 2022

White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

by Big booty G November 10, 2020

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008