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Squishy Jimmy

A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.

(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)
Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick
by Dongalicious August 27, 2011
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Squishy Science

A general term used to describe biology related science. The term originates from the image of a squishy cell that is often a symbol of the study of biology. It can also be used to describe chemistry as chemistry can be used in cell biology as well.
I'm so happy I don't have to take any squishy science classes as a math major
by sammyq April 2, 2017
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EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008
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squishy

I shall name him squishy, and he shall be my squishy, and he shall be my lunch
by daHawk August 14, 2004
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Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex
"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"
by Veronica O March 4, 2008
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squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.
Squash is a sport .
by mmk September 14, 2003
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Squash Rot

The effects left after prolonged use of mind-altering drugs.
Stoner 1: "Yo, Dude, the other day me and my buddy were checking out this sweet new board and..."

Stoner 2: "...And what dude? What happened?"

Stoner 1: "Fuck, i don't fucking remember!"

Stoner 2: "You got one mean case of Squash Rot, man"

Stoner 1: "Fuck you man.... A few more Rips off this bong will cure it"

Celebrity Examples:

Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Mick Jagger
Stephen Tyler
by Adam Denoncour November 8, 2007
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