the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.
cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.
cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.
cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.
by slacker cook November 14, 2009
Get the nuked spaghettimug. Last night was awesome. We ate spaghetti sex and used the extra coconut oil to have a great time in bed.
by CocoKing April 3, 2017
Get the spaghetti sexmug. by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010
Get the Spaghetti Cormorantmug. Ms. Spaghetti is a teacher that looks like a nun and likes to fail Trula. She wears a wedding ring but probably just to make herself feel less lonely.
by ThotPatrol4206969 October 9, 2019
Get the Ms. Spaghettimug. When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!
He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.
by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021
Get the spaghetti helmetmug. by idiotalian April 5, 2022
Get the spaghetti divemug. A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.
by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018
Get the Dick Spaghettimug.