Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010

Wig Snatching

A term used mainly by gay men and women to express extreme happiness or excitement when their diva has done something amazing, shocking, or gives life by any means

See also wig scalped

"Beyoncé out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance!"

"Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched."

by User_nombre April 15, 2017

nasty snatch

Extremely unbelievably filthy vagina that stinks so bad it would make a buzzard vomit.

Good to take to picnics because it keeps the flies off the food.

Let's take that nasty snatch to our picnic. It will keep the flies off the food.

by doo-dah July 4, 2003

booby snatch

Similar to a booby trap; a booby snatch is a vaginal trap. The victim is tricked into touching a vagina.

"The Delta Zetas are notorious for their booby snatching. It's not my fault they're such bullies."

by Fluff mah Buttcheeks April 2, 2009

snatch poll

What goes into a cunt.

also know as a dick, penis, ramrod, dong, willy wong, hammer head.

I stuck my snatch poll in your mama.

by b0bl33t May 30, 2006

Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

Snatch Gunk

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.

"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."

by Fishenator December 18, 2011