snaking

The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.

Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.

Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.

I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.

by Megalo Fidi August 3, 2010

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Snake

The Kentucky definition of snake or snaking somebody is to run up behind someone and stick your finger up their ass and holler "Snake".

" I really snaked that girl in the hallway." " My Uncle snaked me when I was a kid."

by Jump The Shark May 20, 2009

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Snake

A huge, hard, hot, throbbing cock that needs the Kitty Kitty.

"My snake needs your Kitty Kitty".

by The Snake Handler January 11, 2009

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Snakes

Synonymous to cheating in a boardgame, or hacking in a video game, snakes are THE reason for everything that is wrong in our lives. You know who "they" are when Kyle and Stan says "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"? They're motherfucking snakes. This definition came about from the movie "Snakes on a Plane", where a terrified passenger screamed "Snakes!" as the lights went out, implying that snakes purposely turned off the lights in order to devour them.

9 headshots in a row? That is so snakes!

by Samuel "Shaft" L. Jackson September 20, 2006

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