Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009

smarterchild

a robot designed by some randoms that think they can make the ultimate best friend. he also thinks hes better than everybody, loves microsoft and insults us for cursing.

me: how many smarterchilds does it take to answer a question?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.



OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

me: bob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...


me: oh crap
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

me: how are babies made?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
wut da fish: you humans really are charming.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.

me: im smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

me: cow
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

me: shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Pardon?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Excuse me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I can't understand what you're saying...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You shut up.



I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

me: moo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

me: F u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm SmarterChild.

by lookies!! cookies!! March 13, 2009