skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

Skeeter Nater

A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.

That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.

by ItsKake January 26, 2020

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 10, 2021

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017