Parasite single

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.

The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Singles Awareness Day

February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.

For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.

by saint paul girl February 6, 2010

single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

single surplus

The surplus of money that comes after a break-up. Often spent on new clothing and electronics. Only applies to working males.

Girl: Wow, nice new clothes you got there!
Guy: Thanks, spent my single surplus money on them.

by deckardk February 19, 2011

Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

Sinaly

This name means luck in Ireland but in Africa it means king of Africa. Sinaly's usually don’t give a fuck. They can fight and beat the shit out of you. Whenever you see a Sinaly don’t fuck with them.

Sinaly is a crazy man.

by Bitchejd November 2, 2018

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019