by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016
A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.
*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you
Simon: Your welcome
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.
*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you
Simon: Your welcome
by The MdASluGa January 23, 2019
means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
by boblee February 08, 2008
by Chrissy P man June 03, 2020
A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.
Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!
by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017
by Susannah December 13, 2017