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Poo-in-the-shoe

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia
Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe
by veggy time January 13, 2011
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poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.
matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!
by pied pooper July 19, 2011
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retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008
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shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush
by scavanna March 2, 2009
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Shoe in fit

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.
My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality
by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021
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Shoe effect

The effect which makes a person to change his/her sleep routine for someone he/she loves
I like her, I am afraid that I might get "Shoe effect"
by monkey_donkey May 13, 2019
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Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017
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