Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.

Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?

by Coprolite February 2, 2021

Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒

Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah

by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015