Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock
dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife
by OREO123HI December 9, 2007
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Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft
His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.
by lynneh January 4, 2004
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shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick
You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.
by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005
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just the shaft

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.
I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?
by Speczial K February 9, 2012
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my shaft

Something that will go up your ass when you least expect it.
Where's my shaft? Oh right it's up your ass.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 18, 2018
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shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.
I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.
by Whistlefister January 29, 2018
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Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.
Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!
by 98JoeC November 29, 2012
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