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Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.
by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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Razor Brand Scooter

Your ankle's worst nightmare
"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself
by A SvddenZaz Account December 30, 2021
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SCOOTERTRASH

A biker who embodies the credo of "ride to live, live to ride," and who can usually be found with a shovelhead leaking oil on the nappy shag carpet of his rented, one-room, first floor apartment. White trash + scoot = scootertrash.
I went into the Sundowner saloon last Saturday night, and it was filled with scootertrash.
by Poet June 21, 2006
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scoot the boot

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.
"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"
by banana_slings February 23, 2008
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Scooter Bros

Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.

The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"

"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"

"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"
by brock da cock October 18, 2008
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Scoosh

Like spectator but better and with more elbows!

Also often used by 75 year old man, Mr. Wessman
"Trés trés scoosh!"
"Oh oh oh! Doctor scoosh!"
"Scoosh woosh moosh!"
by Uykithemcflurry February 13, 2020
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2 scoops

Lunch made for a middle-aged man by his elderly mother
Come pick up your 2 scoops of tuna!
by Borderline Brandon December 21, 2014
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