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Schrodinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.
by Endos127 July 21, 2009
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schrodinger's cracker

Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.
Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"

Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
by boopboppity March 9, 2019
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schrodinger's faggot

1. Someone who may or may not be gay.

2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.
J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."
by Pope Supreme June 15, 2017
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Schrodinger's Slut

Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.

Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 9, 2020
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Schrodinger's pussy

This is a well known effect is on-line dating. You see a picture of a hot piece but you are not sure if it is a real girl or a trap. If it is a real girl you are attracted, if it is a trap you are repelled. The only way to know which is to look in 'her' pants, BUT until you look she is BOTH a girl and a trap AT THE SAME TIME.
Bohr: Niiiice girl!
de Broglie: It's a trap!
Heisenberg: Are you sure?
Planck: Schrodinger's pussy dudes.
by ChelCore May 30, 2018
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Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.
The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.
by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019
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Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.
James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.
by personline January 2, 2022
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