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schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.
Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.
by Ed Cox February 9, 2025
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schlemmin'

lemon water that makes you shit, which leads to weight loss
i need my schlemmin' juice this morning
by slimschlemmin March 28, 2026
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schleem

fein translated into keplarian language
schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem
by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025
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schleem

Fein by Travis Scott translated into Keplarian
schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem
by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Pablo (schlime)

Pablo is an amazing person that makes your life complete he's there for you at your worst and your best and no matter what hes amazing and will always be there for you he completes you he makes you happy and your heart race yes you my SCHLIME your amazing you are the reason dont ever forget that shout out to goldie
PABLO (schlime)
Goldie: feed me
Pablo: *pulls out belt*
by MWUAHAHHA SCHLIME January 2, 2020
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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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